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Friday, July 01, 2005

Sandra Day Hits the Showers

What sort of blog writers would be if we were amiss to comment on Sandra Day O'Connor's speedy exit from the high court? Lazy ones, that's the sort. And while we're lazy and normally procrastinate these type of things (your humble blogger has a flight to catch in an hour...) it's time for our regular Top 5 Reasons Sandra Day O'Connor Resigned list...

1. Hit it big with Google stock
2. Got tired of Renquist constantly speaking with a Swedish, Goldmember-esque accent
3. Run The Sudan
4. War of the Worlds changed her life--she's converting to scientology.
5. Brad and Jen's split caused her to lose faith in the American judicial system.