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Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Chateau Marmont Story

Here's our version of the Chateau Marmont joke that originated at Defamer.

So there I was at Chateau Marmont with a 17 year old Robert Downey Jr and James Spader. I knew Junior was gone as he was threatening to swan dive off the balcony onto Molly Ringwold's patio three floors down. The swan dive was standard fare, but that crazy SOB was willing to leave the four East German hookers we had fed-exed that morning because he was, "Jonesin' for some Fire Crotch". I was finishing up the last of the blues when I hear Jim screaming from the bathroom. Seems he and one of the Krauts hit a bit too much ether, she choked on her own vomit and was unconscious. Junior got all pissed that she was the first to go to sleep, considering he'd been up for six days and she should have caught some shut-eye on the way over, so he cooks up a batch and injects it into her leg to try to get her up. She wound up dead, and we never did find out if it was the brown or asphyxiation that did her in. But hey, that's drugs.