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Saturday, August 27, 2005

Crazy People

Chicago White Sox's outfielder Carl Everett claimed in 2000 dinosaurs never existed. Indeed, dinosaur bones are made by men, as part of the most elaborate anti-Christian cover-up since the holocaust. Now, religious zealots one step removed from 'creationists' are buildilng 2nd-rate play structures (coming soon to a truck stop near you!) to sell the notion that dinosaurs were created along with men 6,000 years ago. Not only were we all friends, but all dinosaurs were vegetarians until Eve went and screwed everything up. If you thought Hugo Chavez pissed Pat Robertson off, just imagine what he has to say about that Eve character.