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Thursday, February 02, 2006

Groundhog Shit Talking


Staten Island Chuck predicted an early spring, because he knows how to party down at the shore. Punxsutawney Phil was a little bitch who can't get the ladies, so he saw his shadow to ruin the fun for the rest of us. When asked for comment, Staten Island Chuck remarked,
"Let me tell you sumptin, Phil ain't come outta that hole but 14 times in 106 years. That's cause he's scared. He came out in '99, started frontin about the Steelers, then he made a remark about Jeter and BAM! Fohgetta bout it, he wished he woulda stayed down there another six weeks. As per usual, Staten Island Chuck will be heading down to the Jersey Shore with the bros, drinkin' some brews' and talkin up the Chicks. What now, Phil? You wanna step? You don't wanna step with Staten Island Chuck. Staten Island Chuck will mess you up. Yeah, that's what I thought, go back in your hole for another six weeks while we get wrecked down at Uncle Louie's beach house. Bros Bros Bros Bros Bros Bros Bros"

While Chuck is talkin up the ladies down at the shore, we're sure you will enjoy Staten Island Zoo's other main attraction, caged servals...which look suspiciously like the rare and endangered Staten Island Feral Cat.